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It was about you the OP getting all half chub about the US....which I say is in decline, has been for decades, at least since 1950.

Mom had her looks. I was out the house and on my own at 17, she had my 5 year old sis to care for on her own with Dad out the picture starting a new life with new wife.  Mom was a catch.  Didn't take her long to snag a beta bob like yourself at the local bar.  She married him a year later.  They are still together.  He's been good to her.  They care for each other.  He won custody of his 4 boys from the town w hore that he was previously married to.  None but one was probably his, because they all looked like they came from different daddies.  One for sure was because his rich Nonny would come pick him up on the weekends.  And the only one that truly was, obviously his, was tragicly killed in a high speed single car wreck with his friend at the wheel when he was about 21...

So yeah dic azz, now you know the tragic history of my f-up fam. 

Care to spout any more dumb half brained $#!+?

I'll be near Jaco beach, you can come find me at Beatle bar, let me know who you are so I can bash your brains in.