Msg ID:
2844872 |
Helicopter Express +0/-6
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Author:Advice Seeker
6/6/2025 8:25:33 PM
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Been talking to the skycrane chief pilot about going to work there. The offer seems good and he promised to fast track me to crane captain within 1 year. This seems like a short amount of time for a 1000 plus hour newbie. Any insider information on this company would be appreciated as i don't want to jump into an unsafe situation. TIA |
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Msg ID:
2844878 |
Helicopter Express +7/-1
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Author:Jump in with both feet!
6/6/2025 9:48:15 PM
Reply to: 2844872
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From what I saw last year, you’ll fit in perfectly. |
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Msg ID:
2844884 |
Helicopter Express +6/-1
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Author:Do it
6/7/2025 1:18:06 AM
Reply to: 2844878
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You’ll fit right in with all the other inexperienced captains there. R22 to Crane, makes perfect sense. |
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Msg ID:
2844885 |
Helicopter Express +10/-1
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Author:Don’t even meet
6/7/2025 1:20:00 AM
Reply to: 2844872
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Carding requirements, but fast track you to captain seat? I’m calling troll. |
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Msg ID:
2844907 |
Helicopter Express +0/-5
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Author:Requirements
6/7/2025 1:09:31 PM
Reply to: 2844885
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to card? That’s a minor paperwork issue. |
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Msg ID:
2844911 |
Helicopter Express +11/-2
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Author::-)
6/7/2025 1:43:22 PM
Reply to: 2844872
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While JH Forums is easy and fun to troll, you still have to put in a little effort, my friend. You’ve got the right idea as far as your target… older guy toward the top of the utility sector who’s “paid his dues” but can’t afford to retire and would be outraged that someone might stand a chance of moving into “his” seat. But you have to make it slightly more believable. Newbie moving into the CA seat in a Skycrane? I think if you leave out the part that you’re relatively new, but add a strong hint that you built all your hours in tours or EMS and that you’ve already been hired at said company into something less robust and single-pilot and that THEN a fast track to the crane was hinted at….. well THEN you might stand a chance of getting the old codger’s blood pressure up a bit. Maybe throw in a sprinkling of hot-button-divisive-political-issue, and you’ll REALLY send him over the top. Happy trolling. Have fun. |
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Msg ID:
2844958 |
Helicopter Express +0/-1
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Author:sut wut
6/8/2025 2:36:42 PM
Reply to: 2844911
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akshully, this place is very easy to troll as most people on here are pretty stupid. even this obvious troll got serious replies |
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Msg ID:
2844964 |
You seem to fall for them a lot yourself, I've noticed +0/-1
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Author:hey look
6/8/2025 6:24:29 PM
Reply to: 2844962
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a compass that's vertical. lol 
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Msg ID:
2844966 |
I see a compass, but not a magnetic compass card. (NT) +1/-1
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Author:Anonymous
6/8/2025 7:18:44 PM
Reply to: 2844964
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Msg ID:
2844984 |
Here's a phone app that has a vertical compass card +0/-1
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Author:Whaddaya, Stunad?
6/9/2025 1:09:46 PM
Reply to: 2844964
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Took it from my phone just the other day (knowing you'd bring it up, since you are so predictable). Just aim the phone viewer and it has a vertical compass card to tell you the heading, just like all the other vertical compass card presentations out there.

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Msg ID:
2845012 |
Here's a phone app that has a vertical compass card +0/-1
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Author:say wut
6/9/2025 8:24:12 PM
Reply to: 2844984
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truck driver with phone app has something to say lol |
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Msg ID:
2845013 |
nope, just a phone app available to anyone +0/-1
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Author:Whaddaya, Stunad?
6/9/2025 8:37:22 PM
Reply to: 2845012
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including the likes of you |
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Msg ID:
2844938 |
Helicopter Express +0/-1
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Author:RRD
6/8/2025 1:40:36 AM
Reply to: 2844872
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well the new catch phrase is PIC Trainee Program. But this will not replace the requirements to act as PIC on some of the overseas contracts. I will be years for a new guy to get the hours required. It's designed to keep the SIC pipeline filled with enough people to eventually have a hand full of PIC candidates. Good luck to you and the other Robbie rangers out there.
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Msg ID:
2844992 |
Proper Nouns +1/-2
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Author:Grammarly Greg
6/9/2025 5:21:27 PM
Reply to: 2844938
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That's Robbie Ranger to you, sir |
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Msg ID:
2844973 |
Helicopter Express +0/-2
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Author:Tree hauler
6/9/2025 2:44:44 AM
Reply to: 2844872
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Troll |
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Msg ID:
2845149 |
Helicopter Express +0/-0
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Author:well I mean
6/12/2025 10:32:29 AM
Reply to: 2844973
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if you are a Female, then yeah it will probably happen...just sayin... |
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Msg ID:
2845206 |
Helicopter Express +1/-0
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Author:No way. God they must be desperate
6/13/2025 1:51:05 AM
Reply to: 2844872
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I cant think of a better way to fu ok up a good aircraft thanputting a 1000 pilot as captain and pairing him with a 250 hour meat servo. You would have to be stupid tomeven think about a captain position with that low of a time. |
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Msg ID:
2845430 |
Military Methods +0/-0
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Author:Mil Man
6/16/2025 2:31:42 PM
Reply to: 2845206
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The military does it all the time...
Doesn't always turn out so great, just it's fairly standard practice |
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Msg ID:
2845879 |
Helicopter Express +0/-0
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Author:Crane Pain
6/24/2025 12:56:47 PM
Reply to: 2845206
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and the TWO recent engine failures are the result of putting little boys AND girls in the captain seat instead of someone that has done this for more than a month. it is taking longer than expected for the colby lightbulb to illuminate |
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