Msg ID: 2844872 Helicopter Express +0/-6     
Author:Advice Seeker
6/6/2025 8:25:33 PM

Been talking to the skycrane chief pilot about going to work there. The offer seems good and he promised to fast track me to crane captain within 1 year. This seems like a short amount of time for a 1000 plus hour newbie. Any insider information on this company would be appreciated as i don't want to jump into an unsafe situation. TIA



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Msg ID: 2844878 Helicopter Express +7/-1     
Author:Jump in with both feet!
6/6/2025 9:48:15 PM

Reply to: 2844872

From what I saw last year, you’ll fit in perfectly.



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Msg ID: 2844884 Helicopter Express +6/-1     
Author:Do it
6/7/2025 1:18:06 AM

Reply to: 2844878

You’ll fit right in with all the other inexperienced captains there. R22 to Crane, makes perfect sense.



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Msg ID: 2844885 Helicopter Express +10/-1     
Author:Don’t even meet
6/7/2025 1:20:00 AM

Reply to: 2844872

Carding requirements, but fast track you to captain seat? I’m calling troll.



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Msg ID: 2844907 Helicopter Express +0/-5     
Author:Requirements
6/7/2025 1:09:31 PM

Reply to: 2844885

to card?  That’s a minor paperwork issue.



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Msg ID: 2844911 Helicopter Express +11/-2     
Author::-)
6/7/2025 1:43:22 PM

Reply to: 2844872

While JH Forums is easy and fun to troll, you still have to put in a little effort, my friend. You’ve got the right idea as far as your target… older guy toward the top of the utility sector who’s “paid his dues” but can’t afford to retire and would be outraged that someone might stand a chance of moving into “his” seat. But you have to make it slightly more believable. Newbie moving into the CA seat in a Skycrane?  I think if you leave out the part that you’re relatively new, but add a strong hint that you built all your hours in tours or EMS and that you’ve already been hired at said company into something less robust and single-pilot and that THEN a fast track to the crane was hinted at….. well THEN you might stand a chance of getting the old codger’s blood pressure up a bit. Maybe throw in a sprinkling of hot-button-divisive-political-issue, and you’ll REALLY send him over the top.

Happy trolling. Have fun.



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Msg ID: 2844958 Helicopter Express +0/-1     
Author:sut wut
6/8/2025 2:36:42 PM

Reply to: 2844911

akshully, this place is very easy to troll as most people on here are pretty stupid. even this obvious troll got serious replies



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Msg ID: 2844964 You seem to fall for them a lot yourself, I've noticed +0/-1     
Author:hey look
6/8/2025 6:24:29 PM

Reply to: 2844962

a compass that's vertical. lol



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Msg ID: 2844966 I see a compass, but not a magnetic compass card. (NT) +1/-1     
Author:Anonymous
6/8/2025 7:18:44 PM

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Msg ID: 2844984 Here's a phone app that has a vertical compass card +0/-1     
Author:Whaddaya, Stunad?
6/9/2025 1:09:46 PM

Reply to: 2844964

Took it from my phone just the other day (knowing you'd bring it up, since you are so predictable).

Just aim the phone viewer and it has a vertical compass card to tell you the heading, just like all the other vertical compass card presentations out there.





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Msg ID: 2845012 Here's a phone app that has a vertical compass card +0/-1     
Author:say wut
6/9/2025 8:24:12 PM

Reply to: 2844984

truck driver with phone app has something to say lol



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Msg ID: 2845013 nope, just a phone app available to anyone  +0/-1     
Author:Whaddaya, Stunad?
6/9/2025 8:37:22 PM

Reply to: 2845012
including the likes of you


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Msg ID: 2844938 Helicopter Express +0/-1     
Author:RRD
6/8/2025 1:40:36 AM

Reply to: 2844872

well the new catch phrase is PIC Trainee Program. But this will not replace the requirements to act as PIC on some of the overseas contracts. I will be years for a new guy to get the hours required. It's designed to keep the SIC pipeline filled with enough people to eventually have a hand full of PIC candidates. Good luck to you and the other Robbie rangers out there.




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Msg ID: 2844992 Proper Nouns +1/-2     
Author:Grammarly Greg
6/9/2025 5:21:27 PM

Reply to: 2844938
That's Robbie Ranger to you, sir


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Msg ID: 2844973 Helicopter Express +0/-2     
Author:Tree hauler
6/9/2025 2:44:44 AM

Reply to: 2844872

Troll



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Msg ID: 2845149 Helicopter Express +0/-0     
Author:well I mean
6/12/2025 10:32:29 AM

Reply to: 2844973

if you are a Female, then yeah it will probably happen...just sayin...



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Msg ID: 2845206 Helicopter Express +1/-0     
Author:No way. God they must be desperate
6/13/2025 1:51:05 AM

Reply to: 2844872

I cant think of a better way to fu ok up a good aircraft thanputting a 1000 pilot as captain and pairing him with a 250 hour meat servo.  You would have to be stupid tomeven think about a captain position with that low of a time.



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Msg ID: 2845430 Military Methods +0/-0     
Author:Mil Man
6/16/2025 2:31:42 PM

Reply to: 2845206
The military does it all the time... Doesn't always turn out so great, just it's fairly standard practice


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Msg ID: 2845879 Helicopter Express +0/-0     
Author:Crane Pain
6/24/2025 12:56:47 PM

Reply to: 2845206

and the TWO recent engine failures are the result of putting little boys AND girls in the captain seat instead of someone that has done this for more than a month. it is taking longer than expected for the colby lightbulb to illuminate



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