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But if they are painting the parking lot where you parked your 1993 Mazda B2200 pickup and they need to paint the curb orange ....because......they have to color code the parking lot so like 4th graders, people park where the color matches the badge color they've been issued to hang on the rearview...so the guard can rat you out if you are in the wrong lot......they'll absolutely jimmy the lock put your truck out of gear and roll it back out of the way so they can continue to spray the curb.

Yeah, I was parked where I was supposed to be, before you a-sshats say anything.

What they didn't know is I was sent via company truck on an extended 3 day work over to galveston, got back and my truck was 3 feet back from the curb with overspray.....and unlocked.  

I was pretty pis-sed.