Does your company allow Alcohol   

Listen to this absolute p#ssy. If you're standing there tugging your nut-sack wondering if Daddy Company will let you have a beer or bring your emotional support hamster into the bunkhouse, you’ve already lost.

It’s a crew house, not a damn petting zoo or a honeymoon suite. Nobody wants to hear you "flight planning" your Gen Z flavor of the week through paper-thin walls while the ones who actually work for a living are trying to sleep. If you can’t survive a hitch without your cat or a permission slip to drink your sh#tty White Claws, go find a cubicle where you can cry in peace. You're there to push buttons and look pretty, not play house on the company dime. Grow a pair, put the Lemonade Truly down, and just fly the damn thing.