Helicopter Express  

While JH Forums is easy and fun to troll, you still have to put in a little effort, my friend. You’ve got the right idea as far as your target… older guy toward the top of the utility sector who’s “paid his dues” but can’t afford to retire and would be outraged that someone might stand a chance of moving into “his” seat. But you have to make it slightly more believable. Newbie moving into the CA seat in a Skycrane?  I think if you leave out the part that you’re relatively new, but add a strong hint that you built all your hours in tours or EMS and that you’ve already been hired at said company into something less robust and single-pilot and that THEN a fast track to the crane was hinted at….. well THEN you might stand a chance of getting the old codger’s blood pressure up a bit. Maybe throw in a sprinkling of hot-button-divisive-political-issue, and you’ll REALLY send him over the top.

Happy trolling. Have fun.