Original Message

You could be a winner.

Some rectal discharge may occur.

Your system administrator may have disabled some of the program’s options.

Toll rates may apply.

This train does not stop at charted Stations.

The slight variations in color and texture are meant to enhance its individual aestetic character and beauty and in no way are to be considered flaws or defects.

Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.

Terms are subject to change without notice.

Ribbed for your pleasure