Original Message

You'd all be fired for being lazy and good for nothing.

Then I'd run for president, win, and import Nile Crocs, as campagin promised, and dump them all in the Rio grand so thick you could walk across on their backs. 

They'd like my ideas so much they'd eventually make me Emperor of the planet. 

Then you'd all be f'ked.  Cuz I'd kill all the woke basstards by firing squad, end world hunger by breeding and feeding more crocs, and sterilize all you nancy boys who just bitch and moan all the time on here.