Original Message

Yes, I have accepted position of CEO AMC.

My name is El Gato Malo, I am 15th generation Royalty.

Rule #1. CEO is always right.

Rule #2. When in doubt, refer to rule #1.

Pay will decrease for all so that we can pay for more stuff.

'More stuff will allow higher profits. 
Higher profits mean more people to do more stuff, which in turn will result in more profits.

Some of the new people will generate business by encouraging risky behavior resulting in higher accident rates.

Sense of humor will not be appreciated and will somehow be deducted from your pay.

that is all for now.