Original Message

Attitude goes to -10,000%, mental confusion goes up to 500%, risk assessment for driving the next 2 to 3 hours goes off the scale (what, no risk assessment for this?), potential for a "go F' yourself" verbal remarks to anyone goes up by a minimum of a number matching my salary of 72,000%, the risk of me quiting without notice related to not burning a bridge but nuking it with a hypersonic missle goes up by about 5,000,000%.