Original Message

So I apply for numerous jobs. I'm well qualified and everything goes well until the Zoom meet. After every online interview I get the ominous email containing those heartfelt words...' we are pursuing another candidate at this time ' 

So having been blessed with redlocks, I can feel the GingerPhobia in the room. So next time, I decide to black my self up ( hair ) and guess what...I got an offer !! I can't wait to show up and be naked crimson me !