Original Message

The Speech:

Everyone, as I graduate here today I've decided I'm really a woman inside, not a man. My plan after graduation is to commit a crime, get arrested/convicted, go to prison, and have the gov't (you taxpayers) pay for my medications and my gender-reassignment surgeries. 

I will then live happily ever after.  That is MY GENDER REVEAL!!!

No powder nor helicopters are needed.

Thank you for funding my life.