Original Message

Osmium.

Consider more than your own selfish and narcissistic desires when you analyze the important point.

What is more important, you having leisure, or an aircraft that is fighting a fire(maybe it's your house on fire)?
Could it be that the audience is more than fixed wing firefighting pilots?
Could it be that the water tanker was a metaphor for ALL fire fighting aircraft INCLUDING rotary?
Do idiot boaters get in the way of rotary utility guys?
To recap, did you get the point?