I'm gonna do a good show today because I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like me!

Once upon a time back when the union pilots were on strike we had these brand new big fat helicopters with Cockpit voice recorders in them.  Well, they had the union president and his favorite copilot fly one up from Houma because they knew with all the buzz going on about the strike there'd be some juicy gossip in the cockpit that day.

When the two landed and slithered off to the nearest day old donut box, upper management came get me real incognito like and said, "hey, go pull the cvr off that aircraft and bring it to the shop."

I did as I was told.

Now if those cockpit fart smellers didn't rememeber that the erase function works when you hit weight on wheels....well that's their own dumb fault.

I still wonder to this day, if my actions helped bust the union.

I'd like to think it did.

Doing my part to keep pilot egos in check since 1993.  You're welcome.

Sincerely,

A. guru

that thinks you don't have to pay taxes on money you take out of your 401 because that was pretty hilarious. lol

remember that time you didn't know how an intercom system worked and your fix was to pull the circuit breaker? good times.

your wife left you for that homeless guy with no teeth. lol that was funny

so the union president was flying during the strike and was a scab? lol story checks out

and mechs slurp up the dregs from that

this never happened the most

Other than that...good story!

reading comprehension was not your forte'

but actual "reading" is