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Msg ID: 2750228 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-5     
Author:Share it
11/23/2022 2:56:52 PM

Fun stories I bet.

 

passengers, pilots etc 



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Msg ID: 2750231 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +3/-1     
Author:Gotta go
11/23/2022 3:50:46 PM

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As a small ship pilot flying offshore, had a backseat passenger take off then urinate   in his boot.  After landing he hopped out, drained his boot over the side of the heliport



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Msg ID: 2750243 The story of the nurse, or was it a medic +0/-3     
Author:That #2'd in their helmet.
11/23/2022 4:56:49 PM

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En route with a patient on board. It's a program legend that gets told and retold so often who can say if it's true, or who it was. (The OG's remember)



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Msg ID: 2750244 The story of the nurse, or was it a medic +0/-1     
Author:that's the most
11/23/2022 5:06:30 PM

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never happened of things that never happened 



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Msg ID: 2750245 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-4     
Author:Nodoginflfht
11/23/2022 5:08:48 PM

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Flight from DFW area to Jackson Tenn.  VFR initially but after climbing several times ended up on IFR at 11,000 over solid ovcst. Picked up great tailwind allowing the nonstop to Jackson. Approx 40 miles northwest of Memphis copilot advising urgent need to pee and medical condition meant holding for another 20-25 min not possible.  Found water bottle, full of course, in cockpit.  I indicated, not to brag, that I personally would not fit inside, not knowing his particular girth.  I drank the water, and he found a knife to cut the small top off the plastic bottle, which made the empty bottle very flimsy.  Fortunately smooth air allowed the copilot to refill the bottle too near the top. I shot the ILS to the runway at Jackson, breaking it just above mins, and made the smoothest touchdown (wheels) to the runway.  Asked the tower for a short delay, while the copilot deposited his  needs on the centerline.



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Msg ID: 2750251 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:another story
11/23/2022 5:25:02 PM

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that never happened but great story about flying an approach which was amazing



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Msg ID: 2750253 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:an airplane with wheels
11/23/2022 5:27:49 PM

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lol thanks for that interesting fun fact



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Msg ID: 2750263 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-2     
Author:Haha
11/23/2022 6:28:27 PM

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Flying the news I had the stomach bug hit me all of the sudden. Told the photographer I was gonna puke. He handed me a bag and I filled it up and had the Hershey squirts at the same time. Handed the bag bag to him to hold for the rest of the flight back to the airport. Poor guy.


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Msg ID: 2750264 Emergency bathroom need in flight (NT) +0/-1     
Author:that never happened either
11/23/2022 6:30:57 PM

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Msg ID: 2750519 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:NTSB
11/26/2022 3:44:02 PM

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Report?



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Msg ID: 2750267 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:GoGuard
11/23/2022 6:45:05 PM

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LT asked me to go get something out of her trunk. I was almost to the car when she came running out screaming At me not to open the trunk. Weird...whatever. She got to the car and told me to go inside. She opened the trunk and removed a patrol cap wrapped in low altitude charts that she had vomited in during an instrument flight weeks earlier.

 

no Idea why she kept it...but that's not the first time I wondered why an LT did something A certain way.



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Msg ID: 2750268 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:that story doesn't even come close
11/23/2022 6:53:37 PM

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to making sense bro.



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Msg ID: 2750270 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +0/-1     
Author:Fl p pilot
11/23/2022 6:56:38 PM

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Late at night landed on the #s of the not in use runway 1/2 way thru ATC turns up the lights to full intensity 🤪



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Msg ID: 2750520 Emergency bathroom need in flight  +1/-1     
Author:Bad salad
11/26/2022 3:47:30 PM

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at KEWR.  Made it to KABE.  Made some phone calls.



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