CTS videos...how are you speeding them up?

ha ha, a management troll comes on here trying to find out how we're speeding the useless sh*t up, so you can block our technique? not today, c suite, not today....

like that would be something anybody in management would ever care about in all eternity

all management cares about is whatever they can do to make your life miserable and your job harder. you'll see this some day. 

To do them for me

Just memorize them.

Pure load of ineffective chrappp.   30 years of that waste of time.

True that, but OSHA needs some way to justify their existence!

this place has some of the stupidest mf's on the planet.

True that, and you're one of them!  Why do you think all that "Ladder Safety,' "How to Lift" and "Fire Extinguisher" stuff is part of the CTS?  OSHA requires it moran!!!

lol

Not zee. Lol.

We used to have 4 computers at our base, I'd also bring in a lapto. You'd run a different module on each computer simultaneously and drink coffee while going from computer to computer clicking next After each stupid video.  

the ones that were actually aviation related I'd pay attention to.  But ladder safety, hazmat, sexual orientation, harassment, ethics, pathogens, etc... what a waste. 

at a time and I don't see how that would save you much of any time. You still have to answer all the questions.

 Ladder safety sexual orientation, harassment, ethics or pathogens are not on CTS you stupid idiot.

If you knew anything at all about CTS, you would know regs and specifically part 135 regs, are a very small portion of it. Not buying whatever you are talking about with your kid either because you don't just "sit through" CTS.

drunk or dense?

"You don't just sit through CTS."  ???  Sure you can! 

H e 1 !, I just "sat through" the an online CFI renewal course last Saturday.  I didn't actually "do" any of the lessons.  It took all dam day and half of the night, but I finished the course in one day. 

I just opened the lessons (there are 13 of them), made note of the time required for each section and puttered around doing other things.  Watched college basketball on TV mostly.  When the time was up I went to the next section.  Lather, rinse, repeat.  Scored 97% on the mid course exam and 93% on the final exam.  Wala, good for another 2 years. 

Are you saying the same can't be done for the CTS syllabus? 

you have to go through each slide, wait until it's done and click to advance. sheesh...

Did cts tell about not keeping the "POH" in the back lav in the 747? lol

Search video speed controller on google or click here...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ac5fNb1pacc

at the same time. The tests are the same or very close year to year.

it doesn't allow you to do that

Now you're tell me that I should stop saving up for a Rambler Rebel?

one more thing you know nothing about. but don't let that stop you.

you can't anymore probably because of lazy idiots like you 

"... you can't anymore probably because of lazy idiots like you"

Hateful, spiteful much? It's an abuse ny your employer, not me.

How is expeditious completion of assigned duties "lazy"? How many times must I complete instruction that my employer is too lazy to adapt, change to applicable education?

Anybody here ever had to build a Dakota fire? Nearly impossible in my (and most) AO, especially in a surprise situation without tools, roots and rocks make it challenging, difficult even with tools. The Dakota fire is useless to most people, as useless as learning too build a snow igloo.

P.S. I can build and start a useful fire in the open with wet fuel and two matches 99+% of the time. The only times I've failed at it was trying to recover a failed fire by somebody who couldn't do it without accelerants. 

Is learning that blue jeans are almost useless insulation useful to you?

There are myriad other examples of useless CTS instruction modules. Why would, should we waste our time  being instructed on something we can already do better, faster than the instrutions? If the instruction is so simple 

Grow the feck up and accept what is rather than spending your energies blaming, hating other people who may or may not have caused changes in restriuction

"expeditious completion of assigned duties"

what an idiot

"expeditious completion of assigned duties"

"what an idiot"

Me, I got better things to do than endlessly repeating the same useless duties.

ineffectual way to declare effective (not) training has been accomplished.  And, the Feds sign off on this rubbish.

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