Abbott & Costello’s famous skit “Who’s on First Base.” Updated to COVID

Bud: ‘You can’t come in here!’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Well because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick.’

Bud: ‘It doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘Well, why does that guy get to go in?’

Bud: ‘Because he’s vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But he’s sick!’

Bud: ‘It’s alright. Everyone in here is vaccinated.’

Lou: ‘Wait a minute. Are you saying everyone in there is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Yes.’

Lou: ‘So then why can’t I go in there if everyone is vaccinated?’

Bud: ‘Because you’ll make them sick.’

Lou: ‘How will I make them sick if I’m NOT sick and they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘But they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘So what the heck does the vaccine do?’

Bud: ‘It vaccinates.’

Lou: ‘So vaccinated people can’t spread covid?’

Bud: ‘Oh no. They can spread covid just as easily as an unvaccinated person.’

Lou: ‘I don’t even know what I’m saying anymore. Look. I’m not sick.

Bud: ‘Ok.’

Lou: ‘And the guy you let in IS sick.’

Bud: ‘That’s right.’

Lou: ‘And everybody in there can still get sick even though they’re vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Certainly.’

Lou: ‘So why can’t I go in again?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘I’m not asking who’s vaccinated or not!’

Bud: ‘I’m just telling you how it is.’

Lou: ‘Nevermind. I’ll just put on my mask.’

Bud: ‘That’s fine.’

Lou: ‘Now I can go in?’

Bud: ‘Absolutely not?’

Lou: ‘But I have a mask!’

Bud: ‘Doesn’t matter.’

Lou: ‘I was able to come in here yesterday with a mask.’

Bud: ‘I know.’

Lou: So why can’t I come in here today with a mask? ….If you say ‘because I’m unvaccinated’ again, I’ll break your arm.’

Bud: ‘Take it easy buddy.’

Lou: ‘So the mask is no good anymore.’

Bud: ‘No, it’s still good.’

Lou: ‘But I can’t come in?’

Bud: ‘Correct.’

Lou: ‘Why not?’

Bud: ‘Because you’re unvaccinated.’

Lou: ‘But the mask prevents the germs from getting out.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but people can still catch your germs.’

Lou: ‘But they’re all vaccinated.’

Bud: ‘Yes, but they can still get sick.’

Lou: ‘But I’m not sick!!’

Bud: ‘You can still get them sick.’

Lou: ‘So then masks don’t work!’

Bud: ‘Masks work quite well.’

Lou: ‘So how in the heck can I get vaccinated people sick if I’m not sick and masks work?’

Bud: ‘Third base.

https://leohohmann.com/2021/08/25/fda-playing-bait-and-switch-with-americans-tricking-them-into-believing-shots-currently-being-offered-have-been-granted-full-approval-when-they-have-not/

Didn't me long to fact check from various sources that are credible. Dr. Malone claims to have invented the RNA used in the current vaccine. He did contribute to the research but didn't invent it. The credit goes to two Doctors. Doctor Katalin Kariko and Doctor Drew Weissman commonly take the credit for laying the ground work for this. Dr. Malone is tooting his horn and is probably butt hurt because he didn't get the accolades that he thought he should get. That's why he's bad mouthing folks about it. I suppose now I will get a lot of dislikes and comments stating in summation that it's fake news and that I'm a Man Bun Liberal. Have at it you anti vaxers.

You have not addressed the issue,

https://www.paulcraigroberts.org/2021/08/26/the-unbelievable-covid-stupidity-of-the-medical-establishment-governments-and-corporate-executives/

It not only doesn't work, it not only isn't FDA approved, it works against stated goals.

This is not a link directed to a medical study. It's just some schmuck shooting his mouth off. As I sit here vaccinated, I was exposed to a co worker who was found to have a positive COVID test. I was tested and my test turned out to be negative. Tell me now that the vaccine doesn't work. Of course. You don' have to believe me. But I know I'm right that the vaccine works and that's all I care about. Now tell me another bed time story. Perhaps, something about alien abduction or the earth being flat and all these years every body is wrong about that.

Before I got vaccinated, I had a friend and his wife come visit me for a weekend. On Sunday evening, the wife started to not feel well.  Monday morning they left, and by Wednesday they were both sick enough to go to the ER.  Turned out they both *and* their teenage son (who did not come to visit) all had COVID.  (Thankfully, they all had a minor case.)  Tracing things back, we realized that both my friend and his wife had gotten infected the weekend prior to their visit.  So they were infected *and* contagious when they were visiting me.  But I did not catch COVID.  Go figure.

There are a lot of variables to this "highly-contagious, very deadly" disease.  Just because you're in close proximity to an infected person does NOT necessarily mean you're going to get what he's got.  It may have to do with your blood type, or the strength of your particular immune system, or maybe the alignment of the planets.  I don't know.

Oh, and nobody ever said that being vaccinated prevents you from catching the virus.  All they say is that if you *do* catch it, you "probably" won't end up in the hospital or die.  You can still catch it, and if you're asymptomatic you won't even know it.  In either case, you can still infect others.  You don't want to get the jab?  That's fine by me.  It's your choice.

https://www.c19vaxreactions.com/

you don't get covid

WRONG!!!  Lots of "Vaccinated " have gotten the "Covid-19"!!!!!

I said the number one side effect is not geting it which is true

You Moron YOU did to say #1 side effect is "YOU DON'T GET COVID-19" ! You're a total @ $ $ HAT!!! Don't even know W T F you post!! Stay in your mom's basement you libtard fool & Just STFU & keep sucking Quid Pro Quo Slo Cup O Jo3's b@ll's & the heels up Wh0r3 too!!!

You can get COVID if you're vaccinated. In most cases you have mild symptoms. There is no test for a person's immune system contrary to belief. Just because you don't get many colds or flu during the season doesn't mean your immune system will fend of the COVID.

Doesn't mean you'll get it either ?? Hmmm.. Half Full/Half Empty theroy eh!?! Why do they come out EVERY year W/Flu Vaccine YET 10k's Die for it??? Last year NO ONE died from ANYTHING BUT CV-19?

No Flu/Cancer/Heart,Lung,Kidney,Liver,Pancreas,Colon disease/NOTHING!! Hell People in vehicle car/truck/motorcycle WERE classified as CV-19? WHY,  BECAUSE they MAY have it in their system!! WHY would that MATTER IF they did NOT DIE from CV-19? $$$$$  YET THEY were PUT in that classification!??? WHY ??$$$ Those ARE facts people I did NOT make this $h1T up. DO some research NOT listen to MSNBC/CBS/NBC/ABC/CNN. The Real fact ARE out there. I am NOT a Medical Professional Nor did I stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, BUT I am a professional avaitor , educated & know how to do research.

I'm quite sure you didn't pass science when you were in school. Half full/ half empty? What kind of nonsense is that. There are other forms of information on the planet other than Fox, OAN, and Newsmax. Oh. And twitter and other social platforms. Get a library card if you can and do it old school. Read a book. Or just call your Primary Doctor if you can operate a phone.

Hey old cogger. Science, LOL never used the 1/2 Full, 1/2 Emprty example?!?!?! They have a new fangled thing that 1 of your hero's invented called the internet! (Gore) No need to go to the libarary. Oh so I should listen to CNN/MSNBC/NBC/CBS/ABC which ALL are liberal OWNED networks just like the social platforms you claim I used. BTW I am NOT a Twat member either! I have done research from MANY sources contray to your belief!!  Go take your Geratol, watch Opra/Price is Right.  Your time has past so just set off into the sunset & just STFU already.

The spelling part of your limited education is a failure. I rest my case.

Shut up FOOL! Go play with your daughter.

One doesn't need a medical degree if you can read. Oh. By the way. Any of you ever talk to your Primary Doctor to find out what the real story is? Didn't think so. I'm sure you get all the relevant information in your Militia Meetings.

I asked the 2 doctors that I regularly use to do my class 1 medicals.  Both advised me that the risk of getting the "vaccine" wasn't worth the gain- since I am healthy with no health problems.  One of the 2 doctors warned me that he had seen more that a few heart conditions in his ER practice that he could contribute the vaccine but it is too political for doctors to report and deal with hospital administratiors.  Personally, I'm not anti-vax.  ive worked to hard to get where I am in my career and I'm not going to ruin my health on an untested vaccine.  I will consider it after it is fully approved and tested in 2027.

That's what you're supposed to do. Ask your Doctor. I've heard of some Doctors with that view point. Bottom line is. You have to be pro active on your health with information that comes from health care providers. Not conspiracy theorists. There's just too much misinformation on social media.

Misinformation. You pushed hoax after hoax and lost any credibility you may ever have had. Everything you told us that you claimed was true was false. Everything we told you was fake news, was proven to be fake news. Everytime you accused as being conspiracy, turned out you were fully wrong about. Take some time off to go hang your head in shame, if you can muster any shame.

What misformation that I stated griped your precious mind?

I'll make it simple for you so you can understand. Talk to a professional Health Care Provider not your MAGA neighbor. READ through studies written by immunologists and Scientific Studies. There are several. 

Intelligence or advice. You are not being recognized for the wisdom or brainpower you think you have, because you don't have it.

I got the jab, was exposed to a co worker who had COVID, I tested negative. Vaccine worked. End of story.

granddaughter, 30, healthy.  took the jab in march.  got covid last week.

guvmint yuck-speak strikes.  You know, that language of obfuscation devoid of any real substance or meaning meant to keep us scratching our heads.