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Msg ID: 2695446 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +0/-2     
Author:How Heavy is it?
7/7/2021 12:59:00 PM

Our aircraft is so heavy, you don't get aboard, you cross the event horizon



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Msg ID: 2695468 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +0/-0     
Author:David Carradine
7/7/2021 2:49:18 PM

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When the crew gets on we start sinking into the ground. If we stay on, we sink all the way to China, in 2 hours, and pick up a covid patient.



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Msg ID: 2695469 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +9/-0     
Author:Young dude
7/7/2021 2:51:37 PM

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Our helicopter is so heavy we had to bring in an old retired VN C-model gunship pilot to show us how to bounce it in the air on a running takeoff.



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Msg ID: 2695630 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +0/-0     
Author:Rip V. Winkle
7/8/2021 3:55:50 PM

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Ditto on the above.  No one else had the skills !!



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Msg ID: 2695647 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +0/-0     
Author:Stephen Hawking
7/8/2021 6:37:58 PM

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Hey genius, astrophysics much? If that was the case, you wouldn't be here on this forum. It's common knowledge that once anything crosses the event horizon of a black hole, it never escapes. I won't even go into how small it would be, much less how short of a lifespan it would have. Do some research hoss.


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Msg ID: 2695654 The concept of humor +0/-0     
Author:Anonymous
7/8/2021 7:37:33 PM

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is obviously not a part of the d I c k w e e d region of the universe which you inhabit 



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Msg ID: 2695664 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +0/-0     
Author:Batfood
7/8/2021 8:26:48 PM

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No problem with sinking to China though?



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Msg ID: 2695673 Our Aircraft is so Heavy +2/-0     
Author:kps87218
7/8/2021 9:47:18 PM

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Our aircraft is so heavy that 747's and A380's have to avoid our wake turbulence!



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