Don't write it up  

Says the cool bro 2 year pilot who got his fee fees hurt and can't come back with nothing creative.

I'm the only reason you idiots don't hit the dirt more often than you do.

1993.

What were you doing in 1993?

I was trouble shooting shorted 3 phase ac in the aft equipment bay of a f-cking B-1B on a South Dakota flight line at age 17.

You dad was probably only 17...jackin your spent brothers all over the dorm room walls.  How you managed to beat the odds and make it into this world is a miracle.