EC135 / EC145   

THe guru is legit.

He has either a very vivid imagination or has lived each and every one of these scenarios.

If he has worked on every airframe the company flys then yeah, I can see how he would gain the experience he

claims.

I bet he's even a pilot of sorts.  Probably has more flight time than most pilots on here even, tho, not officially logged.  Probably flys something like a paramotor or hangglider.  That would explain his disdain for real pilots.  Probably calls himself a real pilot.  Probably still only holds a student pilot medical in his wallet from 2006.

Ah guru.  You sure know how to entertain.  Tells us more outlandish stories of how you saved the day back in the day and fixed everything that was broke.  Berate us again on our lack of systems knowledge.  As we truly don't pay attention in training and figure we'll just learn how it all works as we fly it.....with our coffee cups sitting on the FMS screens dripping onto the keys, donut in my right hand and my copilot's thick hard collective in my left.  Off we go, into the wild blue yonder.....