Need a way  

Ka is detectable miles away down the road.

But once they paint you with laser your a$-$ is nailed.

I can't get off the cruise fast enough when the detector starts blastin.

And they got me.

A wop-n 82 n a 70...

Lazy a$-$ cop, too lazy to wait for a bigger fish.  That's small town Jennings La for ya.

"Drive safe"

As if 82 is unsafe.

They used to say "slow it down"  as they handed you your license back......now they say drive safe like you just left the burger king drive thru.

They know damn well I'll be back up to 82 before I get out of 3rd gear....