Evergreen Alabama   

really are not believable but you know that already.  If you get over your inability to assimilate the truth you might be able to figure where the money is and how to get plugged in.  By far your professional reputation had better be very solid because many phone calls are likely to be made, not to mention security and background and so on.  So far I haven't heard about anything as loathsome as polygraph and on and on but the beurocracy keeps growing.  I wish you luck if you choose the money path.  It pays bills and kid's schools etc.  Plenty of time for other real fun flying once you get set up.