Dumbest article ever? No. I'm sure someone will find a new champion. They really focused on two ignorant passengers though.
""It was very tense. I think it was very tense."" Well?
"Later in the day, they learned the actual reason Martin is now locked up." It's so satisfying to know two passengers on the flight found out later in the day why the pilot was arrested. Should have been the headline.
"It's scary to think this happened so long ago, and they're just now getting around to catching the guy." Because when we watch TV, the murderers are caught and tried in under an hour.
"We're inconvenienced a lot," added her mother, Wise. "Like missed an entire day of a vacation that's been planned and saved for for an entire year." Imagine the inconvenience the victims felt.
"As the mother and daughter wait for a new flight to their final destination, St. Lucia, both say they're still digesting a morning of chaos." Is this the authors subliminal entry to state the two passengers had to purchase four seats?
"I was definitely stressed," the daughter said. "I felt like it was a little chaotic and unorganized. The workers ... you could tell they were stressed. You could feel that energy. You could feel the tension from flight attendants." It felt unorganized because they boarded us first then we had to deplane. Oh the inhumanity.