I’ve been flying since 1980. I grew up flying in the military all over the world. I’ve had plenty of adventure.
I can only guess you’re trolling, because I cant even imagine someone would say with a straight face what you’re saying. The last thing I need is an adventure while flying a helicopter.
If you are looking for an adventure I sure hope you’re doing it alone in your own helicopter. That being said, get the hell out of the cockpit. You’re not wanted.