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Author: Bear (no, not the old Bear)   Date: 3/6/2019 10:03:01 AM  +1/-2   Show Orig. Msg (this window) Or  In New Window

Women don't like kissing men with beards. How do I know? I kiss women! *MEN* like kissing men with beards. Which is why I don't wear one. Whenever I see a guy with a beard, I usually think, "Nancyboy" It's like that silly backward-baseball-cap thing. Did you know that the nancyboys started doing that so the brim doesn't get in the way when they're...ahem...performing a certain act in a public restroom? Once I discovered that fact I made sure I never wore my cap backwards. Oh, and I'm not sixteen.


See, it's all about communication. How do guys of a certain persuation go about finding each other? Simple, just look for a guy with a beard and/or a backward baseball cap.


Helicopter pilots say they wear beards because they're out in the Alaskan boonies or living in a tent in Afghanistan, far from bathing facilities. Hey, maybe some do. But for a flight instructor or EMS pilot in the U.S. to use that excuse is kind of lame. 


 


Finally, it's about professionalism. Again, it's about communication. I know that helicopter pilots proudly proclaim their blue-collar status, but a pilot with a beard tells me that he has no aspirations of being anything other than what he is right now. Which is kind of sad. Look at all of the really rich and powerful men in the world - how many beards do you see?  Very, very few. Hmm, I wonder why that is? You figure it out.

 
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Man, I am sick of beards! +18/-10 Beardless 3/5/2019 11:35:20 AM