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The cab ride   

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Author: 1986_RedFord    Date: 7/10/2018 9:14:12 PM  +24/-2  

A nun gets into a cab and noticed that the very handsome cab driver was staring intensely at her.

“My child,” the nun said “is something the matter?”

“Well,” the cab driver started “I have a question to ask you, but I’m worried it might offend you.”

“My child, when you’re as old as I am, and been a nun for as long as I have, you see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could do or say to offend me.”

“Okay, well...I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

“Well, let’s see what we can do about that,” the nun started with a smile. “First, you must be single, and secondly, you must be Catholic.”

The cab driver, very excited, said “I’m single, and I’m Catholic!”

“Okay,” the nun said. “Pull into the next alley.”

The cab driver pulled into the next alley, and the nun fulfilled his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

When they got back on the road, however, the cab driver started crying.

“My dear child,” said the nun, “Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me,” he blubbered “But I’ve sinned. I lied, and I must confess: I’m married, and I’m Jewish.”

The nun said “That’s okay...”

“...My name’s Kevin, and I’m going to a costume party.”

 
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The cab ride +24/-2 1986_RedFord  7/10/2018 9:14:12 PM