Can't say he was a PILOT   

Assume I pilot helicopters when in reality I have to fix them.  Actually, Most of the time I just sign off stupid write ups that don't require anything more than turning on a switch half the time cuz you apes are too stupid and lazy to press an ON button when a PA briefer DEVICE is logic off on power up when normally it stays logic ON on power up.  SO you assume it's busted cuz it didn't power up like it normally would with aircraft power.  So instead of putting your sausage finger on a soft key labeled ON and pressing it to see if it even works, you just write the thing up because .............lazy. moronic. dumb. entitled.