I'll drink to that!  

Watched a goofball land a 412 directly in front of another while maintenance guys were trying to hang a main rotor blade. Guy on the stand is hanging on for dear life while guy on the ground is frantically trying to get the idiot to back away and park on any of the five pads well away from the maintenance crew. Pilot lands anyway while blade is slipping off the stand. 
His excuse: he didn't want the company man to have to walk any further than he had to. Maintenance guys should have let go of the blade and ended the idiots job right then and there.