Walking with Sharks  

What did you think would happen?

Kid:  "Daddy did they remove all of the sharks teeth?"

Dad:  "No son, why would they do that?"

Kid: "Uh, so they don't bite??"

Dad:  "Quit being a pus-sy and get in that tank with all them sharks.....what's the worst that can happen??"

I swear, everyday I wake up, is one day closer to Idiocracy....